Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. –H.L. Mencken

NYPD Throws The Best Parties

To intimidate and harass.

A police state lover’s dream: Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

You couldn’t pay me to be there most of the time, let alone tonight.

I heard on the TV this morning that there will be thousands more cops than last year, both plain-clothes and uniformed, snipers on rooftops, bomb-sniffing dogs, metal detectors at the perimeter, and security cameras everywhere.

You’re not allowed to bring anything in: no bags, no backpacks, no alcohol.

Sounds like a really fun party, just you and a million strangers in the bitter cold.

I’m surprised they don’t make people strip naked “for security”.

Maybe next year.

3 comments on “NYPD Throws The Best Parties

  1. Jason J
    December 31, 2012

    A buddy of mine went there last year and is going again this year. He said, once you’re in the ‘corral’ there is no food, no beverages, and no bathrooms. If you desire to take care of any natural bodily functions, you have to leave the ‘party’ and you’re not allowed back in. Crazy stuff indeed!

    • Andy
      December 31, 2012

      I’m sure there are many guys who don’t want to leave that take care of business anyway, and since they seal the manhole covers and drains it’s probably a nice yellow river flowing through Times Square.


      • Jason J
        December 31, 2012

        I’ve got more I could tell you, but its not fit for a public forum 🙂

Give Us Some Curmudgeonly Wisdom...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s


This entry was posted on December 31, 2012 by in COPS, Terror!!, Zombies and tagged , .

Social Media

%d bloggers like this: